Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call the pig that does karate?