What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why is winter considered holy?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?