Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What is a cow's dream job?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What makes music in your hair?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?