What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
Why do trees hate going to school?
How do you know bees have allergies?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What's the opposite of irony?