I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How do snowmen get information?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?