What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did March say to the madness?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's the loudest sport?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What animal loves Indian food?