What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
How long do chickens work?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?