Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How do horses navigate at night?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What kind of bird can write?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?