Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's the opposite of irony?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why do mice need oiling?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why was the broom late for school?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?