What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How does a taco bless the table?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?