Why do diners never serve lobster?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?