What did the stair machines call each other?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
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Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
How do frogs get to work?