If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do Scottish toads play?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?