What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?