Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Where do polar bears vote?