What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Which animal is the most religious?
What condiment has wings?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.