What is an insect's favorite game?
Cricket.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do two skunks argue?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?