Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do fish do at parades?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.