Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What is a table you can eat?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What color are all the books in the library?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?