What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?