Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What words make the best athletes?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?