Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?