What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where do hamsters come from?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's a dog's favorite book?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Where do birds go to drink?