Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What does an evil hen lay?
Where do stars go to college?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?