Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
It was gourd to death.
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Where was Noah born?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?