Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
It was gourd to death.
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Where do kittens go to school?
Which family member is always relieved?
What is the smallest lion?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the foal cough?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What kind of computers do horses use?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Which state has the best streets?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why are goats so funny?
What's the most masculine animal?