What style of music weighs the most?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Which insect makes the best father?
Which is the worst season?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's the noisiest food?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?