What style of music weighs the most?
Heavy metal.
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?