What style of music weighs the most?
Heavy metal.
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why was the dog overweight?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?