Why was the dog overweight?
He liked to chow chow down!
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?