Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How do birds threaten one another?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How do lawyers say goodbye?