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What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
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How does a sidewalk address a question?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How do bears keep cool?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where do hamsters come from?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
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