Why do orcas love to gossip?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?