What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What school subject really rocks?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?