What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why are maps such great therapists?