Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
How long will dinner be?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?