What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How do you make a cow float?
What nationality are most fish?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What bird is losing its hair?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?