Do dads always snore?
Which singer could always break a five?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Where do stars go to college?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?