Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why is a computer so smart?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do jokesters study in college?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?