What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?