What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What is the smallest lion?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?