Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What nationality are most fish?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?