Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
How do bears keep cool?