Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?