Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What season begins with a thud?