How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Families are like fudge.
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
How do you compliment a cat?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?