What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Ghoulash.
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the whale cross the road?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?