Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you give a pony with a cold?