Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's the politest month?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?