What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?