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What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Where do horses reside?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?