What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What does a lion call an antelope?