Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What birds make average students?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a cat's favorite color?