Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Bears love exotic cars.
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
When does a horse talk?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?