Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?