Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
Why didn't the melons get married?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are books always so angry?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What does a panda ghost say?
Where does Superman park his cars?