Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why are grandkids so great?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How does a squid go into battle?