What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Buzzzzz-cuts.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?