Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why was the bee sad?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Which is the worst season?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?