How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?