Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What condiment has wings?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What dish does only a baseball player use?