What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How does a taco bless the table?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's the holiest insect?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?