How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
It'll dawn on you.
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?