What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
You're such a pill.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What says: oom oom oom?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What kind of bird can write?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What does winter fat turn into?
It's Crowded!
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is a mom's favorite game?