What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
You're such a pill.
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What animal floats best?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why was the bud so shy?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?