Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How do bees get to school?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?