What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee.
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What fairy loves to count?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Where do mermaids see movies?