Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?