Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?