What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How do automobiles fly?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?