How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Can February March?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?