How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
When does a horse talk?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How is cat food sold?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?