What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Where do stars go to college?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?