Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?