Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?