What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?