What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why was the mime upset?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's the most athletic footwear?