What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?