What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why was the fish so smart?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?