How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What bee is good for your health?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?